5 Signs That Your Treadmill is in Need of a Good Workout

1.  The last time you used it the TV drama, Grey's Anatomy, was in its 

      first season.

2.  It has become a "storage unit" for last season's clothes.

3.  The collection of dust bunnies on it outnumber the ones found under 

      your bed by 5:1.

4.  Your kids have put more miles on it than you have by converting it 

      into a "checkout counter" to transport plastic fruit during a game of 

      "store".

5.  It is still in the box.

Sound familiar?  Don't you think it is time for a little exercise?  Go ahead.  Your treadmill will thank you.